Thursday, July 29, 2021

Fluffy the Sailsnake

A fierce battle occurs after the cages all open and the Sailsnakes take flight. Luckily a large portion of them seem to be attacking each other. After most of the adventurers almost die in battle, they find themselves covered in venom (blinds you temporarily) and blood, but victorious. Jin keeps the sailsnake he picked up (still in its cage) and the group heads back towards the farmers house. 

They are greeted once again by their Treant friend Westerlund. He explains he has some business in the forest to tend to and bids the group farewell for now, but was glad to finally catch up to them again after the "Diamond bed city Gary incident".

Just then the group sees what looks like 20 orcs on horseback riding fast towards the farmers house. It doesn't look like they are going to be able to get their before them using the war cart. Delvin and Sura race off on horseback to beat them to the farm. They warn the farmer and his son to get out and come with them as the orcs are surely about to arrive and slaughter them all. They agree and are about to leave when the boy is shot off the horse with a crossbow bolt. The farmer screams out in horror. 

The forest suddenly comes alive as numerous treeants ambush and destroy all of the orcs and horses before making it to the clearing of the farmland. The group is stunned by the scene. Just then, they look around and the boy is gone. Somehow, something (maybe invisible) picked up the boy and rode off leaving tracks. The farmer says he must go find his son and asked the group for one of his horses. Delvin gives him one and he rides off. 

The group investigates the chopped meat (whats left of the orcs). Vornyn casts a detect magic spell and a small belt pouch glows amongst the blood and guts. Jin investigates, but whatever was inside the pouch had some magic bestowed upon it that as soon as Jin reached into the bag, he immediately pulls it out and swallows it. Fearing the worst, the group heads back to the war cart to speak to the "witch" Elga. She concocts a potion which Jin drinks straight away. All of a sudden, he starts barfing up what looks like gold coins. 200 of them to be exact. Knowing something about gold, the dwarf "Thunk" picks up a piece and bites down. Finding that they are not gold at all. They are in fact a strange coin where the impression of person remains misty and hazy. Jin pulls out the coin he grabbed from the dead gnome in the cave and they are identical to the ones he just threw up. Except this one now has portrait of the farmers boy on it. He has a monocle in one eye. Jin explains that this symbol means that the group needs to find him and or protect him. The coin also seems to be a direction finder and nudges Jin to head south east, deep into the forest. This ironically will bring them close/ if not to the fabled town of Evonmar. The only place on the planet to have a cathedral to every single evil god. The group sets off. On the way Delvin helps Jin train his new pet sailsnake. Welcome to the group young "Fluffy"! May you sail above us and reign venom down upon our enemies. Oh and also, spit into this barrel of beer Vornyn is brewing. This beer will be out of sight!!!!



Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Game player table Gay news Update

 

Keep on reaching for that rainbow.... 

That is all for now. More updates for you as soon as they become available. 

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Thursday, July 22, 2021

A farmer needs help

Travelling east through the forest, They can hear a man moaning and sobbing in the distance. They investigate and find a farmer (Alan Horesenshade) weeping next to his horse and ox. He explains to the group that all of his animals have mysteriously been going blind lately. If this keeps up he won't be able to plow his fields before winter. He mentions that there is a cave near by that the adventurers might have a look at. They head over to the cave and find a locked door towards the back along with a bunch of very small doors up high. They find these strange half bat half snake creatures inside. They also find a dead Gnome woman who apparently has recently killed herself. She is surrounded by a large number of cages containing these bat snake creatures. They search her body and find some valuable items. Jin picks up one of the cages. Just then all of the other cages spring open. Prepare for combat. It is about to get bloody.

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Never leave a druid in a city unattended....

After the crowd disperses from the Gary execution, Vornyn & Murphy make their way downtown. Along the way they are greeted by a somewhat normal looking human who asks if he can work for the group. He introduces himself as Clyde and says he is great with horses and helping out around the camp. He says he has never been adventurering before and has lived his whole life in the city. He aspires to be a great map maker and was looking to find the right group to journey with and take him beyond the city walls. To prove his worth, they ask him to shoot his bow and cut through a rope holding up a storefront canopy. He wildy misses and instead hits an elf walking down the street minding his own business. Murphy quickly runs over and heals the man  and apologizes. (What a way to be introduced Sal T!). They all make nice and the elf, who's name is Jin also decides to join the group. 

Clydes first major task is to get the groups horses and war wagon just beyond the city walls and wait for the rest of the group. In the meantime Murphy breaks free all of the animals from the city zoo and they all hightail it out of the city. It is safe to say that we will not be welcome back  in the great city of Diamondbed.


updated cast of adventurers

Sal D. = Murphy (human druid)

Paul= Vornyn Tinkerson = (gnome cleric)

Jon = Delvin Hillsborough (human ranger)

John C. = Surajungala "Sura" (Amonzoniean fighter)

Austin = Fyorn (1/2 elf Mage)

Sal T. = Jin (Elven thief)

Eddie = Thunklog Koboldfall "Thunk" (Dwarven war mage)

Greg = Clyde Cavin Jenner (Human Artificer)

NPC's =     Panarus Ensala (elf Bard)

                  Sprock (tinker gnome engineer and world renowned plumber) 

                  Elga (human witch)

                  Estia (Human witches daughter)

Thursday, July 8, 2021

The destruction of Garoloph

Gary was previously told that he should flee the city by his parents. He instead insists on confronting them again to find out why he was really banished. When he returns to his family home, he finds his dad chopping wood out front. After a somewhat heated discussion, his father explains how truly evil Gary is. He speaks of rape, torture, & murder of young children. He also explains that he got him exiled to Hilltown to save Gary's life. Returning to Diamond bed City, will surely end with his incarceration or worse. Gary gets angrier and goes incorporeal. When he materializes he has his hand in his fathers chest and crushes his heart. His mother, seeing the carnage from the front door, blows the whistle and other bells in the distance start ringing. Before long there there is a massive amount of city guards surrounding him. He is to be "destroyed" as his sentence has been issued by the city council. His mother weeps as she throws eggs at him along the way to the City square. As Gary approaches the great  hall, he approaches his mother as if to say something only to kill her the same way as his father. Gary is pierced by spears and lances and is then disintegrated by a group of elder mages. There is not even dust remaining. So long Gary and thanks for all of the fish.....


Thursday, July 1, 2021

Oh Silly Gary, Trix are for kids!

The group makes good time heading west. Around noon on the third day the group can hear some arguing up ahead. They find two Paladin's of Glamdrin (evil god) arguing about a dying horse. The two men (Gyle & Monty Blacklore) get into a heated fist fight and eventually the group intervenes and breaks it up. The horse is dying (internal bleeding) and needs to be put down. Murphy agrees to the task and changes into a wolf and takes the horses life quickly and naturally. The paladins are grateful and ask for the groups help in burying the lost steed. One of the large horses from the carriage bites his way free from his harness and nestles up to the paladin. Delvin gives the horse to the paladin as a sign of good faith. Sura proposes that the paladins should mate with her. They agree and each have a turn. They both pay her for her service. 

The group heads closer towards Diamond bed city. They take a quick detour to check out a cave that the Paladins mentioned about symbols referring to this tall creature with a big head & eyes with a small mouth. The group investigates. Deep within the chamber they come to a large sarcophagus. Vornyn & Sura peek inside and then quickly shut the lid. They find more sacks of the teleportation powder in the chamber and use some if it to send this coffin back where it came from (to the corn fields).

The following few days go uneventful until the group sees a band of armored guards brandishing flags of the Diamond Bed city guard. Delvin's new black eyes warn him of someone scrying on their cart. Gary changes incorporeal and flees the vicinity. The group speaks to the guard and all is going well when all of a sudden the one guard starts going into hysterics and writes out a message. He hands it to Delvin as it appears to be letter made out to him....

The guards having not found Gary, say that they can go but that they know Gary is close and they will find him. 

Almost to the city walls and the group is greeted by a sort of special forces unit flying down from air ships with two Wyvren riders circling overhead. They are escorted into town where they come to face to face with both Gary's parents. Apparently Gary was banished due to some disturbing behavior with under aged individuals as well as rape and murder charges. The city wanted him destroyed for his actions but Gary's folks wanted to spare his life so they got him as far away as they could.... Hilltown.